Sunday, October 23, 2011

Escape Ideas

1) Accidently (on purpose) fall asleep
2) Pretend to faint
3) Actually faint
4) Climb out my window and run away
5) Pretend to get sick
6) Actually get sick (food poisoning - find some old food and eat it) 
7) Say an obscure relative died and I have to go to the funeral
8) 'Oops! I forgot my flight home was booked for TODAY! Gotta go!'
9) Get a friend to ring up and say I died
10) Sprain my ankle
11) Break my ankle


Yes. Good.

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